Alison & Mr. Marcus’s Stuffers and Fluffers
When legendary adult star Mr. Marcus and I come together, great things happen. If you missed our talks and times last year, you’ve gotta check it out. The fun didn’t stop there, though. See how Mr. Marcus’s dildo and I fared with the Remote Control Rabbit Ring, the Ride N Glide, and the Ultimate Couples Cage.
Of course, there’s more to Mr. Marcus than his large, beautiful, perfectly curved, finely crafted cock. I’m so happy we’ve stayed in touch, and you should be too, because it’s allowed us to bring to you…
Here are a few of the toys we enjoyed most in 2016. As we eagerly await the innovations of the new year, we highly suggest you give these a try!
This is not a new innovation, but it’s unique, and it remains my all time favorite toy. Its solid steel construction lends a valuable heft to its carefully planned shape. Designed for g-spot and prostate stimulation, sexperts agree, nothing hits the spot like the Pure Wand. It’s also the most recommended toy for female ejaculation.
Frankly, I was dubious about the Eroscillator. It resembles of a sex toy of yore. Also, what does the world need, really, with another clitoral vibrator? I have a least a dozen that are silent, rechargeable, and powerful enough to knock my socks off. The difference is that the Eroscillator doesn’t vibrate. It oscillates. The effect is completely different, and you’ll feel the orgasm in your toes.
There’s nothing I like more than oral sex. Like, really, maybe literally nothing. Plenty of toys have tried to replicate the sensation, but nothing comes as close as the Womanizer. My version is the original, and I reviewed it in a sex toy showdown with the Satisfyer. Both toys have since welcomed upgrades and both brands offer multiple versions at a variety of price points.
I have a love/hate relationship with rabbit style vibrators. I love a toy that attempts to single handedly tackle clitoral stimulation and penetration, but I hate how rabbits always seem to fail. Nova, by our trusted and beloved We-Vibe, takes on the challenge in a whole new way. Their innovation didn’t work for me the way it was intended, but our first time together was an enlightening adventure, and Nova continues to excite me in a way no ordinary rabbit could.
Any Tantus dildos, really. Really, any Tantus toys. Their superior silicone is eco friendly, hypoallergenic, and wonderfully realistic. Their uncut dildos with faux foreskin are especially charming, and come in two sizes and three lifelike hues. I took two, assigned them names and personalities, and on special occasions, we menage.
From my personal collection by Doc Johnson, the Fluffer is made of Ultraskyn for real feel on the go masturbation. If you’re making the long drive from LA to Vegas, leave your girlfriend behind and bring along this Fluffer for the perfect road trip companion. I give it bonus points for the cool chocolate brown hue that it comes in, for those who love their women of color.
When you first see this you, your first question might be “Where’s the rest of her?” But the Doggy Style Pussy is made for permanent bedside lovin for those times when you just wanna get in, cum and get out. It delivers without saying a word. The only thing that could make it better is some hip handles for when you’re really giving it a pounding.
If you ever wanted to have a little fun with Sophia Santi here’s your chance. Penthouse Calendar Girls brings their line of superstars to your bedroom, bathroom, public pool, or wherever you like to get in sexy time. This is more about personal preference and taste, since I know what Sophia feels like on the inside, Imma stick with the real thing, but the petite and pretty Zoe Britton has always been on my “She Can Get It” list, I suggest you give it twirl, it’s possible she will exceed your horniest fantasies. Penthouse has for decades delivered high quality and in demand adult content, their line of Calendar Girls adult toys shows just how committed they are to your sexual pleasures. Each of the girls represent a unique taste and desire for those who have a particular taste and fantasy, they are designed to get the job done in full.
Fleshlight is a monster when it comes to adult toys. The very successful and popular Fleshlight celebrity series sets the tone for the Stamina Training Unit. I’ll admit stamina is the first thing to go when presented with a hot girl with an even hotter pussy. It can conquer even the most capable of men, but with the Fleshlight Stamina Trainer you can practice in the privacy of your kitchen (just make sure you’re not cooking anything) and increase your ability to last a little longer in the vagina oven. Shaped and designed like the signature Fleshlight Girls minus the adult star signature, you’re free to imagine any of your personal favorites.
Tenga has broken masturbation down to a science. Their disposable technology is perfect for one time use, and an ideal way to introduce you to the Tenga line of toys. Each toy offers an unique experience. The Double Hole Cup is touted as a virtual threeway. Tenga Soft Cup is packaged in a flexible and soft container where you can control the sensation by squeezing either lightly or firmly on the cup. My personal favorite is the Tenga Rolling Head Cup…uhmazing. This one is a lot of fun with the right partner. Once you’ve inserted yourself into the Cup, either you or your partner grabs and rotates the attached Rolling Head for a bonus sensation that is sure to become your new favorite pastime.