Alright, you guys, you've earned it. You hung out while my gay best friend and I painted our nails. You watched me mix drinks, accompanied me down the rabbit hole and back to the 90's, and even followed me through an...
Remember how in middle school, during the "sit and reach" portion of the Presidential Fitness Test, all of the boys oohed, ahhed, and chuckled when a girl could reach really far? Maybe I'm only one who had pervy sixth grade...
The world is full of sex toy reviewers. Some review privately to partners and friends. Others post anonymously on shop sites. Then there are those who posess enough talent, ingenuity, and dedication to touching themselves to...
A thing about sex toys that never ceases to amaze me is that there are still things about sex toys that amaze me. Sometimes I know exactly how my body will react to a toy...
Jimmy Jane is a relatively young company and I remember when I first heard of them. A customer, then two, then twelve, read about the Form 2 in one of the countless national magazines in which...
When Fun Factory offered to send me their new Bouncer dildo, it was a double whammy sex toy surprise. (That's the technically term.) Firstly, Fun Factory. Customers have been requesting this high-end, carefully designed toy...
When, oh when, did intensely buzzy clitoral vibrators stop doing it for me? There was a time when penetration during masturbation was a luxury reserved for self-date nights. Now I'm pulling out a companion toy...
I was recently asked to work the purple carpet at the 2015 Inked Awards, an event honoring tattooed adult talent. Not only will I get to chat with some of the hottest adult stars and...
Seven weeks ago, I posted this photo on Instagram: You heard correctly. That was SEVEN WEEKS ago. Despite how excited I was to receive a sparkly, purple vibrator that matched Taboo's building, it took me...
Last Friday I hastily kissed my kids goodbye, shouted a reminder at my mom about nap schedules, and rushed to the Patterson shop. Per usual, I tried to open two email accounts, Facebook, a toy...