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Yesterday I walked across the University of Richmond campus with a tote bag of dildos slung over my shoulder. I’d parked my Toyota Scion, which is wrapped with an image of women’s bodies administering handcuffs and lubricant to one another, near the lake. I’d spent a lot of time at that lake as a kid. […]

It’s no secret that I’ve had a crush on a sex toy or two. I’ve romanced toys of all shapes and sizes. Clitoral stimulators, penetrators, and butt plugs have caught my fancy. The one type of toy I’ve never really fallen for is the Kegel exerciser. Kegel exercisers come in several forms but serve one […]

When legendary adult star Mr. Marcus and I come together, great things happen. If you missed our talks and times last year, you’ve gotta check it out. The fun didn’t stop there, though. See how Mr. Marcus’s dildo and I fared with the Remote Control Rabbit Ring, the Ride N Glide, and the Ultimate Couples Cage. […]

It was a cold and dreary day. I’d been working hard all morning. I was ready to relax, so I did what I usually do when I’m in need of comfort. I snuggled down into my sofa and reached for Prince Yahshua. When we’re at home, my Prince Yahshua dildo and I get into all kind […]

Tonight, I was going to review the Fun Factory Layaspot, but one of my AAA batteries rolled beneath my bed. I decided to try NS Novelties’ Luxe Princess, but it wasn’t charged. I found another appealing toy in my queue, but it was boxless and I was too anxious to identify it. Instead, I retrieved my […]

I was in the nail salon, gazing at a turned off television flanked by fake flowers, when the age-old question, “Do you spit or swallow?” eeked into my brain. “Spit or swallow” is the harshly limited ultimatum posed to teenagers, and most of us haven’t heard it since high school. Back then, I’m pretty sure I […]

Here are a few of the things that make me happy: Sunshine Chocolate Cold Beer Good Sex The Golden Girls   Because I enjoy happiness, I spend a lot of time outside. I eat a small piece of chocolate every night after my kids go to bed. There’s always beer in my fridge and I […]

As National Masturbation Month winds down, you might be tempted to touch yourself less. Don’t stop. You might think now is a good time to submit to hibernation with just one toy. More. Do you really need to get completely naked? Yes… Touch yourself totally? Yes… Treat yourself to something new? YES! I had such […]

Here’s what’s great about receiving oral sex: Experiencing total relaxation and unadulterated pleasure Accepting the most intimate of reverences Being lavishly adored and cherished   Here’s what’s great about performing oral sex: Energetically providing unadulterated pleasure Bestowing the most intimate of reverences Choking and gagging a little, because you’re a dirty, dirty slut   Here’s when receiving and performing oral […]

We should all be experiencing mind-blowing sex, or at the very least, a tender massage every day. Let’s face it, though–unless you’re an unemployed newlywed, that’s just not happening. For couples, Valentine’s Day is a happy excuse to slow down and come together. For singles, it’s the perfect opportunity to celebrate self-love. In the weeks and […]