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I’m not one for going out late at night, or, really, at night at all. I’m all about some daytime dalliances, but after eight I like to slip into something more comfortable and entertain myself. It should go without saying, then, that I’m not a fan of New Year’s Eve. I find it a false […]

My Zumio has been sitting in my office, patiently waiting his turn, for quite some time. Broad Street’s manager Tashel would occasionally come in and point to him and say, “You’re not actually going to review that are you?” She thought he looked weird. And like he might be painful. I agreed. But the things […]

I bet you’re wondering what one does to celebrate the impending arrival of a new batch of Godemiche dildos and butt plugs. You’ve got questions and I’ve got answers. First, you finally christen your first Godemiche dildo with a name. Friends, meet Douglas Sparkle. Douglas Sparkle, these are my friends. Next, you invite him to […]

Can I be totally honest with you? I didn’t expect the WaterSlyde to work. Don’t get me wrong–I thought it was cool. Overdue, even. Lots of women use the flow of water in their showers and tubs to masturbate. I, however, am not one of them. Maybe it’s because I have a literal walk-in closet […]

My relationship with the dildos of BS Atelier began with a wink across a crowded room. They dropped into my inbox unsolicited, and I knew mine wasn’t the only one. The message wasn’t personalized or lengthy, but it was bright and brilliant. I didn’t want to appear overeager, but I responded within the hour. I don’t mean […]

A couple of months ago, I got an email from the folks at Sexpert.com asking if I’d like to review a strap-on by Perfect Fit. I responded with a resounding “yes.” Then I forwarded her email to my partner, who did not respond with a responding “yes.” When my new toy arrived, I took super-sexy erotic photos of myself wearing it […]

Y’all might not know this about me, but I have a good number of sex toys. Some might even argue that I have ENOUGH sex toys. So when Tashel came to me with a spare Miss Bi, I almost instructed her to put it in the give-away room. Two things stopped me: 1. Miss Bi is […]

Who among us hasn’t wished for a vibrating butt plug that does something more? Super soft silicone is practically standard these days, as are multiple levels of vibration and pulsation. But what if someone stepped it up a notch and added a magnetic USB charger and a remote control? Finally, what if they TRIPLED the motors? It’s no surprise […]

If you want to know what the Njoy Pure Plug does without reading the ins and outs of my solo sexual escapades, I’ve got your short answer right here: It makes everything better. It makes clitoral stimulation better because it provides penetration. It makes penetration better because it provides that sweet, sweet fullness of double […]

When legendary adult star Mr. Marcus and I come together, great things happen. If you missed our talks and times last year, you’ve gotta check it out. The fun didn’t stop there, though. See how Mr. Marcus’s dildo and I fared with the Remote Control Rabbit Ring, the Ride N Glide, and the Ultimate Couples Cage. […]