It’s no secret that I’ve had a crush on a sex toy or two. I’ve romanced toys of all shapes and sizes. Clitoral stimulators, penetrators, and butt plugs have caught my fancy. The one type of toy I’ve never really fallen for is the Kegel exerciser.

Kegel exercisers come in several forms but serve one common purpose–to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor. Kegel muscles in women may weaken due to a number of factors, including age and pregnancy. Weak Kegel muscles can lead to urinary incontinence and, more importantly, less awesome sex.

I’ve had two children and my share of well-hung partners, so a Kegel exerciser is a great tool for me. I’ve just never really LUSTED after one. Until now.

The We-Vibe Bloom is a cute little coral number consisting of two vibrating balls. Like all We-Vibe products, it’s rechargeable, waterproof, and made of body safe silicone. Like most We-Vibe products, it’s compatible with the free We-Vibe app.

Bloom comes with three interchangeable top balls of different weights, so it’s great for any current Kegel situation. You can work your way up to the heaviest over time. Its lengthy stem ensures it will never get lost during use.  It features ten modes of vibration, not including the endless customizable patterns you can create through the app.

I decided to start with the top ball of medium weight. The button to turn the toy on and cycle through patterns is on the lower ball so If you’re one to switch between patterns during use, you’ll need to employ the app. I’m good with a strong, steady rumble, so that’s what I selected and we were off!

We-Vibe uses superior motors, so Bloom is quiet and powerful. There’s not much more to say other than it felt really GOOD. I inserted it standing up and had no problem keeping it in. After a while, I decided to switch to the heaviest weight.

I had no problem keeping that one in, either. My muscles were still getting their workout, though, because when you’re standing around with something in your vagina it’s an automatic response to try to keep it in. I stood, I sat, I walked around. I checked the mirror to make sure nothing was slipping and it wasn’t. Satisfied (and aiming for another satisfaction, wink wink,) I brought out my Eroscilator.

Bloom proved to be a lovely companion. She’s like a sexy personal trainer who actually sleeps with you at the end of your workout. I look forward to many more sessions with this cute, curvy toy.

Get yours here!