Christiane Soul – Closet Collection
For some people, working from home means sequestering oneself to a specific room outfitted with a computer and a desk. For others, it means sitting in a comfortable chair surrounded by tools of some trade. For me, it’s inviting an avalanche of dildos, butt plugs, and vibrators to rain down on me and then sorting through them on my closet floor.
My “to be reviewed” box had become unruly. It had also become more than one box. This morning, I uncovered a ton of treasures that I’m excited to try out and share with you. Today, however, was about organization, not stimulation, so I packed up the last of my toys-in-waiting and prepared to move on.
Just as I did, I heard the familiar buzzing of toy that had pressed itself too closely to another and become turned on. I backtracked and found the Christiane Soul shamelessly vibrating at the top of my box. It seemed a sign, especially since I’d also retrieved from my closet Evil Empire’s “Boy/Girl,” and was about to engage in some visual entertainment product research. So I said to Christiane, “come along,” and we all retired to my office.
I’m a long time user, first time reviewer of the Closet Collection. Their wide selection of battery operated toys is powerful, relatively quiet, and housed in bulky but attractive packaging that I think is supposed to resemble shoe boxes. The “Carrie B” vibes were the first Taboo picked up, and they’ve remained a top seller. I imagine the entire line probably appeals to Sex in the City devotees.
Whether you’re a Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, or Samantha, there’s a Closet toy for you. To find out which one, you can head over the Closet Collection website and take their handy quiz! I did, and that’s how I learned that I’m a “BoHo Beauty,” bound to connect with the following toys:
The Christiane Soul made my list, so you already know how this review is going to end. I’ll walk you our adventure anyway.
First, I put in my movie. I highly suggest you check out “Girl/Boy.” It’s a gender-bending adventure that is not really very gender-bending at all, but, Jiz Lee. Watch it for Jiz Lee.
Anyway, I put in my movie and reached for my toy. Christiane is seven inches long and not bendable. Aside from a cool ringed handle and some attractive ridges, she doesn’t look like anything special. I pressed the button on her base and yawned. I pressed it a second time and perked up. At level three, the highest level of solid vibration, I was notably impressed.
Christiane operates on two AAA batteries. She does not feel like she operates on two AAA batteries. Her vibration is not that of a rumbly rechargeable toy, but it’s miles above your standard surface buzz. Also, it’s POWERFUL. We spent most of our time together on level two. In total, Christiane boasts ten levels of vibration and pulsation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care for that pulsation nonsense.
I recognized right away that Christiane would make a great clitoral stimulator, so that’s how we started things off. It couldn’t have been better. Eventually, I moved her into her intended role and it was… nice. She’s small, hard, and curveless, so we knew going in that she’d never be my main chick. What she was, was a fun and worthy accompaniment to my movie and my iSex Bullet, which, by the way, belongs in every home office.
I wish Christiane were rechargeable, but because keeping up with batteries is a pain. Also, though, reuniting toys with their cables can eat up half a day and make a mess on a closet floor, so I really shouldn’t complain. What matters most is power, and Christine’s got that in spades. Grab yours here!