Every now and then, Taboo gets a wave of requests for a vibrator that looks and feels like a tongue. We have carried a giant tongue or two in the past (and actually currently have a couple on clearance at our Patterson and Midlothian Turnpike stores) but I’d like to recommend the updated version.

The Gyrating Pleasing Flutter may not come complete with ridges and tastebuds, but it carries several less creepy perks.  Its supple, scooped tip provides all of the licking momentum of the tongue vibes of old, while displaying unwavering power rarely seen in tongues of men.  While “flutter” is a relatively accurate way to describe its substantial range of movement, don’t let it fool you into thinking this toy is delicate.  It’s more like a tiny, silicone (declawed) kitten batting around the ball of yarn that is your clitoris.  It’ll be the cutest orgasm you’ve ever had.

The Pleasing Flutter has two speeds, but the first is just perfect for me and only when my batteries have seen better days do I kick it up to level two.  An easy push button at the bottom of the vibe allows you to switch seamlessly from “awesome” to “my whole bed is shaking.”  While you could use the Pleasing Flutter for insertion, the lower two thirds of the toy, for me, serve as a nice handle.  (If you’ve ever tried to grasp a mini bullet with lubey fingers, you’ll appreciate this.)

As far as oral sex simulators go, the Pleasing Flutter is the best you’ll see its price range, as well as the range or two above it.  It’s powerful and quiet and deliverers on its promise of not just intense vibration, but visible gyration.  A toy so unique that is also straightforward and simple to use is a rarity these days, and this one belongs in everyone’s toy box.

Get yours here!