Having Sex without Having Sex: A Critical Scientific Analysis Experiment
Back in May, I decided to use my quiet time (aka, Covid quarantine) to research the possibility of having sex without actually having sex. My findings were originally posted on Throats to the Sky. Sources utilized include my own mind and marijuana.
Yesterday I decided that my life’s purpose is figuring out a way to have sex without having sex. Why would someone want to have sex without having sex, you ask? I ask you, why wouldn’t someone want to have sex when they aren’t having sex? To be clear, my aim is not to replace real sex with sex while not having sex but to make having sex an option when you aren’t having sex.
Never one to not follow through on my high plans at least some of the time, I started research on this project today. I began with the following three questions:
Q1: What is sex without touching?
A1: Extreme intimacy, physical pleasure
Q2: Is it sex without an orgasm (of some kind.)
A2: Absolutely. Even an energetic orgasm is unnecessary for sex without having sex to be sex without having sex.
Q3: Can you have sex without having sex without knowing you’re having sex?
A3: No. If you don’t know you’re having sex it’s non-consensual and if it isn’t consensual it isn’t sex. You can, however, have sex without remembering you’ve had sex without having sex.
From there I asked myself if it’s necessary for both people to know they’re having SWHS (sex without having sex) at the exact moment they’re having sex (yes) and do you need to know the person you with whom you’re having SWHS? (No.)
From here I moved into lucid dreaming. Because I know this is super-intense material, I’m going to stop now and give your brains a break. We’ll resume tomorrow. In the meantime, here are some assignments for you:
Ass1: Draw a picture of your latest dream then write three things that you see in a your picture. Do this digitally. Not sure how? Get creative!
Ass2: Dream Counting! How many dreams did you have last night if you had three less than the night before but have no recollection of how many you had that night? Show your work.
Ass3: Let’s Get Moving! Print out this week’s list of dream interpretations on Spizzaaaahhh (login in on your Zippywatch page) then circle your five favorites (photo of circled favorites may or may not be required.) Create an expressive dance about the dream. Upload your videos using the Virtual Apocalypse app!
Work is due Saturday or tomorrow, whichever comes first.