Lily Cade’s Lesbian Vacation is all about six girls, one camera, and a cabin in the woods. At the start of the movie they pile into a van together and Lily puts Rizzo in charge of the camera. When they reach their destination, Rizzo laments that she probably hasn’t gotten the exciting footage Lily was hoping for, but proves they’re on the same wavelength by turning the camera on herself. She kisses Lily and Lily quickly takes control, giving her hot head in the kitchen.

Being familiar with only half of these girls, I decided to play the fun game of totally stereotyping them and then using the adult film database, iafd.com, as my fact checker. I wanted to know who was a real lesbian and who was playing one on TV, and how long each had been in the business. I ended up high fiving myself on most accounts. Here’s the skinny on the ladies of Lesbian Vacation:

Since joining the industry in 2012, cute, tattooed Rizzo Ford has performed in 13 titles, including both lesbian scenes and straight. Most were for Burning Angel.

Beautiful Ana Foxxx has made 73 films since her 2012 debut, a mix of lesbian and straight.

Jess Gatsby suprisingly only has two titles under her belt. Not surprisingly, both are lesbian. She’s been active in the industry since 2015.

All natural and pretty much body-perfect Jenna Sativa has made 22 titles since 2014 and apparently is an actual lesbian!

Sophia Grace joined the industry just this year and has only three titles. This is her first full lesbian film.

Lily Cade has been active since 2009. She has directed 20 films including this one, and starred in 88.

I tried to find Jess Gatsby and Sophia Grace on social media but got tired of turning up flapper dresses and dancing children. Maybe you’ll have better luck.

Anyway, after the brief but exciting oral encounter between Lily and Rizzo, the team fills up on a nice meal and Jess heads off to the hot tub. Jenna asks to join her, and even though both have girlfriends (Jess’s stayed home and Jenna’s is elsewhere in the cabin) it’s just minutes before they’re bumping muffs. I apologize for my use of “bumping muffs” but it’s actually what I wrote in my notes and I think it’s hilarious so I’m keeping it.

Jenna is gorgeous. She has a tight body, long, brown hair, and a very natural beauty. Jess is masculine which is not typically my thing, but it took no time for this scene to suck me in. Her masculinity extends beyond her mohawk and muscular physique. Her sexuality is full with it. Her movements, sounds, and the way she plays to the camera (or doesn’t) is all boy. She even receives head like a man, pumping her hips upward, knees spread and feet flexed.

They move from the hot tub to a bedroom and experiment with all kinds of positions, including strap-on play. The scene is long (might as well make it last if you’re cheating, I guess) and the way it plays out, as well as both partners’ enthusiasm, is believable.

Ever the conscientious videographer, Rizzo catches the encounter on film. She shows it to Ana Foxxx, who just happens to be Jenna’s girlfriend. You know how this is going to play out, right? A woman scorned seeks revenge by filming herself scorning another on a pool table. Rizzo and Ana’s sex is kind of porny but also incredibly hot. You can’t go wrong with two beautiful women, but even if you could, you’d still want to be smack dab in the middle of these two.

Rizzo is showing Lily the video when Sophia wanders in.

“Is this the kind of video you’re making?” she asks shyly.

“You knew my reputation when you signed up for this trip,” Lily responds.

Then Sophia says “guilty as charged” and I stop really listening because I see that she’s wearing Guess shorts! Like with the triangle on the butt! Are they making those again? I want some of those! I’m mentally online shopping when I notice that the butt underneath the shorts is cute as hell. Sophia gets totally naked and Lily takes charge fully clothed. No corners cut, this is definitely a new girl with an experienced lesbian situation, and it’s hot.

In perhaps the only bummer porn moment in the flick, Sophia asks, “do you like the way that pussy tastes?” Sigh. She’s a new girl in more ways than one. But Lily doesn’t miss a beat. “Yes, I fucking do.”

When Lily finally unzips her pants, out pops a big, blue strap-on. It is fantastic. Potential future female sex partners, the bar is set. Show up packing it Papa Smurf style or don’t show up at all.

Lily carries Sophia to bed and sticks god knows how many fingers in her. These two look pretty together. When it’s Lily’s turn to be pleasured, she’s fully relaxed and natural. I don’t think I’ve ever discovered so much respect for a porn star during a scene.

Of course, a couple cannot cheat on each other on film in the same cabin without things coming to a head. Ana and Jenna have their fight, but everyone quickly decides that “group bonding” is the best remedy.

The orgy is frantic and fun and each girl shines in her own way. My notes are all over the place at this point, but what I can tell you for sure is “Lily and Rizzo = fuck yeah.”

Lily concludes that it was a good vacation, and I think the scene is over, but they keep going! Every scene in this movie is longer than you’d expect to be, but the girls never lose steam. If they aren’t truly enjoying themselves, I commend their acting ability.

I’m pretty sure I will never be able to watch lesbian scenes shot by straight directors for primarily straight studios ever again. Okay, that’s not true. Porn is like pizza–I’d rather have any than none and I can stomach it all. But when I’m craving cheese and pepperoni I call my favorite local pizzeria, and when I’m in the mood for girls loving on girls, I’ll turn to Filly Films or one of the few comparable companies.