My Prince has Come: Interview and Toy Review
It was a cold and dreary day. I’d been working hard all morning. I was ready to relax, so I did what I usually do when I’m in need of comfort. I snuggled down into my sofa and reached for Prince Yahshua.
When we’re at home, my Prince Yahshua dildo and I get into all kind of frisky business. When we’re at work, we usually just cuddle. Today, however, we were preparing to take our relationship up a notch. Slowly, gently, but with so much urgency, I reached for my phone. I found Prince in my contacts and hit “call.”
When he picked up, Prince was talking to someone. I immediately pictured him on set, and pretended for basically our entire conversation that he was involved in a threesome, with me as a distant fourth. The fantasy was pretty distracting, but I managed to take some notes anyway.
First, I asked him how got into the industry. He said, “By mistake.” A woman from his hometown of Chicago wanted badly to get into the porn. “I was truly against it,” he began, “I mean, against going to California.” So he did some research and sent pictures of his friend to porn companies accompanied by a five minute clip of the two of them having sex. Predictably, everyone had the same response: the girl was hot, but she’d have to come to California. West Coast Productions however, added, “Who’s the guy?”
When they asked Prince if he’d be willing to come to LA and preform, he didn’t hesitate. Four days later, he was offered his first $100,000 contract.
He has never regretted moving to California. He says, “I was drug dealing and gang banging before porn. I had just got out of the joint. I knew I would end up on TV somewhere, but I thought it would be America’s Most Wanted.” He says his porn career turned his life around. He considers it a true blessing.
I also consider Prince Yahshua’s adult career a blessing. It’s offered me countless hours of entertainment, and most recently, my very own 10.5″ Prince replica. It was molded directly from Prince, with painstaking attention to detail. Doc Johnson is the top American-made adult novelty manufacturer, and the creator of some of my favorite toys. They’re also the folks responsible for another porn star phallus I know well.
Since Doc Johnson promises that Prince will provide the royal treatment, I wanted to make sure I returned the favor. So while we chatted, I asked Prince what he likes to drink. His beverage of choice is Earl Grey tea.
I also wanted to make sure I dressed to impress, so I asked his favorite brand of shoes. Prince laughed, and said, “That’s the silliest question. Anyone who knows me well knows I only wear Timberlands.” Luckily, I’ve got that.
Finally, I asked Prince for a favorite act or position, and his preferred time of day to have sex. He said, “I actually don’t have one. I love everything about it–the emotion, the feeling, the whole conglomerate of heart of soul. There’s no one thing I love more than another.” and “Anytime! No time is better or worse. It’s when you feel it.”
Similarly, he says he doesn’t have a particular type. He says, “I love women, period. She can be 6’8″. We’re all the same size when we lay down. She could be a BBW, as long as she has a flair or pizazz.” Then he chuckled and remarked, “Shit, with all my answers I guess I should have been a politician.
In 2009, Prince directed his first film, for Justin Slayer International. A few years later, he branched out on his own, with Silverback Entertainment. “When the market got fickle,” he said, “what happened to the music business happened to us. The internet hurt us, so I had to close it down for a while.”
Compared to acting, Prince says directing is much more tedious. “When you’re performing, you just show up and get undressed. Directing is about the little things you don’t think about. Everything is on you.”
I was about ready to have Prince Yahshua’s everything on me, but I wanted just a bit more insight into what I was getting into. I asked Prince to describe his cock in three words. Without hesitation, he said, “Fab. U. Lous.”
Unsure if I’d be able to accommodate his 10.5 inches and 6.5 inch girth, I asked what Prince does when a woman is having a hard time taking the whole thing. Clearly, this is something he runs into a lot, as his answer came easily. He said, “I call it ‘levels.’ I figure out what you’re into, how far you can be taken, and when I know that, I don’t go past it. You don’t test waters. If you’re trying to have a good experience, why damage that by trying to show your manhood? It’s clear you have that. My job is to please you. It’s not about me at all. It’s about the counterpart, the person you’re engaging in this with.”
After such a sensitive (and arousing) response, I felt ready to hang with the Prince. After the toy’s impressive size, I noticed his signature curve and the attention to detail. Made of Ultraskyn, the dildo feels incredibly realistic. Unlike my Mr. Marcus dildo, it does not come with a suction cup base, but features instead a flat Vac-U-Lock compatible base. This is actually more convenient, as it allows you to add a suction cup if that serves you, or keep a flat base if not. Additionally, it’s compatible with all Vac-U-Lock harnesses and accessories.
Prince’s dildo is dual density, meaning its firm core is enveloped by a soft outer layer. I asked Prince if, like his toy, there was an outer Prince Yahshua and a more private one. He said, “Of course.”
“I’ve never run from who I was before this life. I relish it because it makes me appreciate what I’m doing today. Anyone who thinks they’re one-sided is a person you should get away from. The greatest character of all time is Marvel’s Two-Face. We all have two sides, whether you want to believe it or not. When I get on my high horse, the only thing I have to do is remember all those years in the joint when I was just a number, and it brings me back down. It makes me humble, and makes me appreciate the fans, the company, and the Father.”
Since Prince doesn’t have a preferred time of day or position, we’ve chilled at all hours and in a variety of ways. I’m not sure exactly how his level system works, but I have definitely not made it to 10.5. Probably the best thing about his toy is how realistic if feels. If you’re looking to simulate sex with a well endowed partner, Prince Yahshua’s likeness is a great bet. The fact that its harness compatible makes it a fun choice for a wide variety of users.
Before I let him go, I had one final question for Prince: “I see you were nominated for the AVN Award for Male Performer of the Year. Taboo was also nominated, for Best Boutique. Does having nominations in common mean you and I would be amazing together in bed?”
He responded, “I know I’ve thought about it, and I know you have. That’s the reality of who we are but don’t really like to say. Because my life has been built on reality since I was a little drumstick, I don’t mind expressing truth. I’m 100 out of 100 out of 100 that it would be explosive.”
I concur, my Prince. I concur.
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