Many people have been called the fifth Beatle. Laura is not one of them. In fact, the only song she can reliably play is Motörhead’s Orgasmatron. Laura moonlights as a private investigator, which she considers a good excuse to drink bourbon and brood. Things that bring Laura pleasure include vegan mac and cheese, the X-Files, and afternoons whiled away in bookstores. Her Danzig impression is really not that bad.
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