Sweet Sinner DVDs boast “real lovemaking, real orgasms.”  It’s a lofty claim coming from a major studio employing professional porn actors, but one intriguing enough to make Sweet Sinner a customer favorite.  Add attractive covers and alluring storylines, and it’s no wonder Sweet Sinner flies from our couples sections’ shelves.

While I wouldn’t dream of arguing against a Swinger series marathon, it is not necessary to view volumes one and two before popping in volume three.  The premises are similar but not continuous, and the characters vary.  The Swinger 3 stars Allie Haze, an all-natural, cute as a button brunette.  The movie opens with Allie hard at work in the kitchen.

The last time my husband ditched a planned picnic in favor of overtime at the office I did not respond my riding him until his eyes rolled back in his head, but that, plus how good she looks in denim cut offs, is the difference between me and Adele (Allie Haze.)  Danny Mountain, who plays Adele’s husband, is one of those rare male stars that your average female viewer can really appreciate.  He’s young but not too young, buff but not too buff, and he has a British accent.  Let’s be honest–I could have just said “British accent.”  The couple exchanges oral, all of which is satisfying, but I would have dropped the awkward 69 in favor of more pleasure for her.  I don’t know if her orgasms are genuine, but for paid for, on camera sex, the “lovemaking” is about as real as it gets.  Allie and Danny seem to legitimately enjoy each other, and I enjoy watching.

Post-coitous conversation reveals that Adele’s best friend and her husband regularly attend swingers’ parties.  Adele’s shock and disgust quickly give way to curiosity and interest.  She easily locates an attractive couple, but once Dana DeArmand starts dancing with Adele’s husband and Nick Manning’s hand starts to rise up Adele’s thigh, she chickens out, leaving Dana and Nick to their own devices.

Dana DeArmand and Nick Manning’s characters also make a believable couple, despite the fact that Dana is younger and hotter than industry vet Nick.  This scene is a little less innocent and a little more professional than the previous, but chemistry keeps it from being contrived.  A teensy bit of fun roughness with light choking and creative positions make it the best of both worlds.

Adele and Danny (I don’t know if his character was ever given a name) try again with India Summer and Tom Byron.  This another nicely paired couple, and I like the fact that both actors are older than their fresh faced counterparts.  If all of the stars had been under 25, the movie would have lost some of its realism and a lot of its target viewership.  Tom Byron has actually been in the industry five years longer than Allie Haze has been alive, but it seems only natural when his character leads her into his bedroom to help her get more comfortable.  Finally she gets the oral attention I would have loved to have seen from Danny in the opening scene.  The sex is pretty good until he finishes in a sudden and surprisingly dry climax.

Meanwhile, Danny and India are just getting started.  Full of new confidence and presumably still hungry after Tom’s performance, Adele jumps right in.  True to character, India whispers instructions to eager Adele.  The women maintain a lot of intimate eye contact and communication with each other in this lengthy scene.  Danny switches partners like a sexy, sweaty Energizer Bunny while Tom sleeps it off in the bedroom.  A five vibe scene for sure.

If you’re hoping to interest your partner in swinging, or even just in watching adult films, this is the DVD for you.  While landing couples as attractive, attentive, and talented as these your first times out are obviously too good to be true, the above-average acting and realistic situations give viewers an idea of what best case scenario swinging might be like.  The only thing that could have earned “The Swinger 3” more stars from me would be an extra couple of scenes, but really all bases are covered with the four we see.  You will not see anal, toys, or anything over the top in this DVD.  “Real lovemaking, real orgasms,” though, maybe.

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