I’m not one for going out late at night, or, really, at night at all. I’m all about some daytime dalliances, but after eight I like to slip into something more comfortable and entertain myself. It should go without saying, then, that I’m not a fan of New Year’s Eve. I find it a false holiday full of heavy exceptions and the insinuation that you spent the entire previous year failing. A day is just a day, a year is just a year, and its all invented anyway.

BUT, this New Year’s Eve my beautiful partner was DJing one of our favorite restaurants so I planned to gather some of my best girls, put on sequins, and do the damn thing. Of course, on New Year’s Eve the party doesn’t start until well after my regular PJ time so I left to my own devices. First I watched TV. Then I drank a beer and danced around my bedroom. Then I pulled out my We-Vibe Wish.

If you know me at all, you know I love We-Vibe. This manufacturer has come a long way since it debuted its first couples’ vibrator. The original We-Vibe was copied by just about everyone and it has improved upon itself several times. We-Vibe now creates a well-rounded line of toys, including cock rings, anal toys, wearables, penetrators, and clitoral stimulators like the Wish. 

We-Vibe crafts all of its toys out of body safe non-porous materials, offsetting its emissions to ensure they’re carbon neutral. Its toys are rechargeable and rumbly, offering strong and deep vibrations as opposed to buzzy surface stimulation. 

The Wish is two and a half inches long and shaped like a semi-flattened egg. It’s discreet but also substantial—large enough to easily hold and lend coverage to all of the right areas but small enough that it won’t get in the way if you’re playing with a partner. Wish features ten modes of vibration with fun names like “Cha-Cha” and “Tease,” but I prefer the classic PowerPulse, on low, medium, or high. PowerPulse is essentially steady vibration with a twist and I appreciate that We-Vibe gave this toy three settings versus having us fumble for a second button for speeds after selecting our pattern.

It’s powerful. It’s powerful enough for me and I’m willing to bet anyone. It’s versatile, also. If you  prefer pinpointed sensation, just use the more targeted end. If you prefer broader stimulation, flatten that egg against you. Get creative—use the Wish to stimulate, nipples, testicles, any of your sensitive parts!

Like most We-Vibe toys, it’s bluetooth compatible. You or your partner can control it with the free and easy to use We-Connect app. A 90 minutes charge will provide you with two hours of pleasure.

After my experience with the We-Vibe Wish I shot a little video in my New Year’s Eve dress, half delusional from my orgasm and another half delusional from the fact that it was 10pm and I was wearing heels. It has since become a stable in my toy chest and I suggest you add it to yours!